I especially like Lipi's # 4. 8:00 AM was money back in the day. I also resemble every one of Fiz's 16 points. If confrontation with the spouse arose, I would steer away from excuses and just lie. Not about using, but I would tell her it was just this once and she caught me. I would tell her I must not be good at keeping things from her because she catches me every time I use.